Random Ship

Welcome aboard the Random Ship for this our 100th and Final voyage. This week we say our goodbyes and make fun of baseball one last time.

• Never throw your engagement ring.
• Why is there so much SPAM?
• How many contact lenses are too many?

Thank you all for a tremendous 100 episodes.

Climb aboard and join us on the penultimate Random Ship voyage. This week we learn the dangers of not enjoying KFC. We also learn why Montreal isn't in the USA and enjoy more poetry...

• The Ostrich's brain is how small?
• Why won't Austria pick a side?
• Why didn't they choose Pikachu first?

All this and more on the second to last Random Ship journey.

Hey There! Welcome to the Random Ship. This week we learn of a new airplane faux pas. We deliver the hottest takes we have and learn about Allan's hams...

• Why do people love the Maritimes?
• Someone has a new boyfriend?
• Jim Halpert sux?

All this and more on this week's journey.

Ahoy and welcome onboard the Random Ship for, yet another, random journey. This week we judge the Marvel/Baseball collaboration, we try to understand the need for chunky ranch, and we agree that Halloween seems to be for creepers...

• Can you sweat like a pig?
• A giraffe with what fetish?
• Butt bouncing extrordinaire!

All this and more aboard our 97th voyage.

Hey there, thanks for joining us for this week's journey. We find ourselves visiting our first adult-themed international chess tournament. We also learn about more signs of psychopaths and wonder what other uses for Graham Crackers there could be...

• Kids are meant to be seen and not heard?
• How many licks does it take to tootsie?
• We learn to sign while we bathe.

All this and more onboard our 96th voyage.

Climb aboard and join us on this week's voyage. We find ourselves tracking down clues to uncover the psychos living among us. We also learn about the power of the king of Sweden and learn about the Dragons of Porto...

• Do not lean your seat back!
• Learn proper definitions or Allan will be your enemy.
• I have to pay for a phone? How absurd!

All this and more on this week's Random Ship journey.

Ahoy and welcome aboard the Random Ship for this week's journey. We find ourselves travelling back to the fifties to learn how we shouldn't listen to our brains, how to not drink whiskey, and when Octoberfest actually is...

• Taylor Swift Class is in Session
• Don't be too picky or the chef will yell at you
• What does it mean to be natural?

All this and more on our 94th sailing.

Climb aboard and join us on our 93rd voyage. This week we find ourselves discussing the world's greatest Would-You-Rather's. We visit a town called Dull and we get so many goosebumps it's scary...

• Why is Ogilvie Maurice so quick?
• Do you want to lick a beer?
• Be quiet! I'm talking now!

All this and more on this week's journey.

Ahoy and welcome on board the Random Ship this week. We travel to Ohio to complain about Hall of Fames, we learn about the evils of whipped cream, and we discuss eating dinosaurs...

1. Someone stole the Mona Lisa?
2. Guess who cries the most?
3. How bald was Charles?

All this and more on our 92nd voyage.

Ahoy and welcome aboard the Random Ship for this week's episode. We find ourselves learning too much about the Poop Deck. We also have a warning for everyone dropping their phones, and learn the balanced breakfast that is needed to be a strong and successful Yeti...

• Is the language fake or is it the love?
• That was some expensive ice!
• Poof goes the persperation.

All this and more on our 91st journey.