Random Ship

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Random Ship episodes

  • Episode 80 - Lizzie McGuire was Caught with the Sk8ter Boi

    Ahoy and thank you for joining us on our 80th Random Ship journey. This week we find ourselves at Buckingham Palace not eating garlic with the Queen. We also come clean with our celebrity crushes and tell a first kiss story...

    • Can you make a metal snowman?
    • Would you eat your sibling if it gave you extra strength?
    • When is it appropriate to wear tearaway pants?

    All this and more on this week's Random Ship voyage.

    31 min
  • Episode 79 - Banksy is a Sugar-Covered Infant

    Oh hey there! Thanks for joining us aboard our 80th Random Ship voyage. This week we learn the importance of sprinkling sugar on your dresses, install some air conditioning, and cry way too much...

    1. What are Baby Pants?
    2. Cinderella had a smog problem?
    3. Banksy deals with public infrastructure.

    All this and more on this week's Random Ship journey.

    25 min
  • Episode 78 - Scientologists Shooting Baskets and Drinking Scotch

    Climb aboard and join us on the Random Ship this week. On the voyage we find ourselves learning way too much about the Commonwealth of Kentucky, we get to know a Scotch-making monk and we finally find a ship-based poet...

    • How many names is too many names?
    • What are the acceptable qualities of a medieval mistress?
    • Do you want to shoot the basket with me?

    31 min
  • Episode 77 - Can you Defeat Family?

    Climb aboard and join us on the Random Ship this week. We return from our travels with tales of shame. We challenge the family in an epic quiz and we learn the pain of a lonely mouth...

    • How are your nipples?
    • Where did J-Lo get that dress?
    • What is a ship?

    All this and more on the 77th Random Ship voyage!

    31 min
  • Episode 76 - Beware of the Campbell's Soup Man

    Ahoy and welcome aboard the Random Ship. On this week's journey we travel back to the 1950's and end up terrified of the Campbell's Soup Man. We also discuss the worst mascots in hockey, and take a weight lifting class in a wave pool...

    • Can you ever have too much blue?
    • Are raisins good on Kit-Kats?
    • Being regular is the only way to fit in.

    All this and more on the 76th Random Ship Voyage!

    32 min
  • Episode 75 - #MordorMonday

    Hey there, welcome onboard the Random Ship. This week we travel to Mordor for a case of the #MordorMondays. We also end up knee deep in an outhouse and learn what is and isn't appropriate when hosting your in-laws...

    • Spain and Portugal get half the world each?
    • Are Japanese Kit-Kats actually better?
    • May the Forth be with you.

    All this and more on the 75th Random Ship journey.

    30 min
  • Episode 74 - The Googly-Eyed Queen Bunny

    Ahoy and Welcome aboard the Random Ship for our 74th Voyage. This week we travel back in time to WWII and learn about Princess Elizabeth the Mechanic. We learn about the negative effects of Condoms as gifts and make our way to THE CLEARING...

    • Do Googly Eyes make everything better?
    • Help I'm trapped in Central Park!
    • How to not hurt babies or old people.

    All this and more on this week's Random Ship journey.

    29 min
  • Episode 73 - The Mascot wore Skinny Jeans

    Ahoy and Welcome On Board the Random Ship for our 73rd Voyage. This week, in honour of the NBA Playoffs, we rank the best mascots in the association. We travel to BC to meet a criminal bear, and learn of new mustache laws...

    • Am I too old for Skinny Jeans?
    • How much glue should you use on your hands?
    • What can't you lease?

    All this and more on this week's Random Ship journey.

    27 min
  • Episode 72 - A Tall Honey Danish and the Mr. Clean Affair

    Hey there! Thanks for joining us on this week's Random Ship voyage. On this episode, we catch Mr. Clean in the act of ruining yet another marriage, we learn a hard, but necessary, lesson in love, and we find the tallest Danish man around...

    • Did Dinosaurs eat rocks?
    • Would you visit the Skeleton Coast?
    • Is it Engagement season or Break-up Season?

    All this and more on Random Ship's 72nd journey.

    32 min
  • Episode 71 - Captain Boris and Jill the Goat go to the North Pole

    Ahoy and welcome on board the Random Ship. This week we take a tour of the North Pole...or do we? We learn all about Captain Tom and why you should name your dog after him, and has Pepsi gone too far...

    • Jack and Jill gave birth on a hill?
    • Sir, I'll buy your land Aaron Burr.
    • When should you Celebrate the beauty of beer?

    All this and more on the 71st Random Ship journey.

    30 min

About Random Ship

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Random Ship the podcast is your weekly voyage into all things random. We deep dive for the weirdest, wildest, and most random topics we can find. Once we start recording there's no telling where we'll end up. Four out of Five Sailors recommend it!