Ah, the terrible lizards. As children, we see dinosaurs as wondrous, almost mythical beasts. So how come the greatest children's entertainers consistently fail to make decent movies about them?

Important questions:

How much violence against children can be put into a children's movie?

How hard is it to bury an apatosaurus?

Where are all the female characters?

Cards on the table: there was about two hours of content cut from this episode, wherein we talked about anything other than these bad movies.

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