Wakey wakey, Upper East Podcasters. C and S are waiting patiently at the table for Thanksgiving dinner, but is that the only thing that will be dished? Little J is trying to divorce her parents, Eric discovered he's being spied on, but is he the only one? Dan blabs to Aaron about Serena's past, but will that push Aaron away? Blair is avoiding the holiday and her new family, but is there a bigger surprise in store? And the Captain returns, just in time for turkey, but will he be staying for pie? We'll never tell...