Wakey Wakey Upper East Podcaster! C and S are back and things are happeninggggg! Basshole has some serious Mommy Issues, but will Jack make them worse? Blair doesn't have any friends at school, but will Eleanor judge her for her shortcomings? Serena and Nate are happily in love, trying to help Dan and Vanessa not get into a rut, but are they projecting their own? Jenny is still sulking from Damien, but will someone from her past get her mind off it him, or somewhere else? We'll never tell...

Wakey Wakey Upper East Podcasters! C and S are back with a new episode of Gossip Girls! Basshole is getting sued by his staff, but does his family have his back? Jenny is out here in these streets and in the sheets with Damien, does will she go all the way? Dan and Vanessa are in the zone, but which one? Serena and Nate discuss gender politics... hahaha no they don't. What are they doing? We'll never tell...

Wakey Wakey Upper East Podcasters! C and S are back with a new episode of Gossip Girls! Serena and Nate are a FULL ON COUPLE NOW?? And doing stuff with food?? Basshole is trying to deal with his Mother Issues, but will he let Blair help? Or will Serena get caught up in her Daddy Issues, and intervene? Jenny is living life on the edge with Damien, but will it cost her her throne on the Upper East Side? And Dan and Vanessa might go all the way... without Olivia??? We'll never tell..

Wakey Wakey Upper East Podcasters! C and S are back with a new episode of Gossip Girls! Serena and Nate are making a boring love sandwich with each other or something, and are getting advice from Blair and Dan about how to handle their new relationship, and it's pretty bad. The advice and the relationship. Damien and sending Jenny mixed signals, but only Little J gets to get the alpha, showing him she's smarter than her black lace makes her look, which is pretty smart! Rufus is in his feelings, and exiled himself to Brooklyn, but will Lily convince him otherwise? Is Dan still hung up on Vanessa? Do we care? We'll never tell...

Wakey Waker Upper Easter Podcasters! We have another Gossip Girls Blast, this time, for Sebastian Stan's "I, Tonya". C and S discuss everything that happened way back in 1994, when they were basically infants, when figure skating took over the world, and Tonya Harding was the biggest celebrity in the world. Does "I, Tonya" live up to the hype? We'll never tell...

Wakey Wakey Upper East Podcaster! C and S are back and things are happeninggggg! Will Serena and Dripp enjoy their tryst in Upstate New York, or get interrupted by Maurine? And will they make it out alive? Basshole is sad about his dead Dad, but will Blair be able to tell him to get over it and face the music? Also, does Blair care about gentrification? Dan is in his feels about Vanessa, but does she care? And why is Nate helping him? Maybe because he's not over Serena? Is Rufus a "kept man husband also C's goals? And Jenny and Eric are still fighting, I guess. About what? Who knows anymore, but we'll never tell...

Wakey Wakey Upper East Podcasters! C and S talked before the end of the year, to talk about another holiday, THANKSGIVING. And boy, are our UESers dishing out hot takes, messy comebacks, and petty squabbles. Serena and Tripp, or Drip, are getting closer together, but will Nate intervene? Or just be his old Mayo Nate self? Blair thinks Eleanor is pregnant for reasons not even she can explain. Jenny is heated over a big Eric reveal, but can they get through it still friends, or just family? Dan is falling for Vanessa, but her mom isn't having it. And Lily and Rufus and Lily and Serena and Lily and Cece, and who isn't upset at Lily? We'll never tell...

Wakey Wakey Upper East Podcasters! It's a Christmas Episode Extravaganza, and we are reviewing the ION Television Masterpiece, A Christmas Kiss, featuring Gossip Girl Season 2 alum, Miss Carr! You know, the teacher that hooked up with Lonely Boy? Well, she gets entangled with another lonely boy, only this time, it's an elevator! The scandal! Does Miss Carr bag him? We'll never tell...

Wakey Wakey Upper East Podcasters! C and S are back with the gang, and everyone is very theatrical! Will Dan come back from the threesome with Olivia and Vanessa unscathed? Or is it curtains for a certain couple? And will Blair have something to do with it? With Lady Gaga? Will Nate help Serena from making a mistake of the heart, or will he opens his heart to her at last? And Jenny? Now that she's Queen of the Upper East Side, will she find her ride or die? Or will she just die... of embarrassment? Do we care? We'll never tell...