Ever wondered why your nether-region itches every once and a while?

Have a small amount of bleeding out your backside?

It turns out, most of the time you have a bum-related issue, there's a singular reason, and this is a very uncomfortable source. Let's put it another way, the issue causing your itchy butt is like the headlice of the anus. It's something everyone knows about, but no one wants to admit they've had.

But, unlike lice, you've had this multiple times, and you're going to have it again.

Tune in to find out.

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