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What if the world was ending?

Would it freak you out?

What would you do?

What if you found out the world was ending, but that it wasn't going to happen for a couple hundred years ... a couple thousand years ... a couple million years? It would probably change the level of your "freaking out," at least a little bit.

Well, guess what, the world is going to end, someday. We just don't know what's going to cause it. Is it going to be this doomsday glacier?

Tune in to find out.

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If you thought you were going to have a good week ...

... you were right.

That thing you're worried about happening in the next month or so...

... it's probably going to happen. At least, the signs are pointing that way.

How is it that two people can take the exact same set of facts and come to entirely different conclusions? Why is it that we tend to look at a set of circumstances and fit them into how we view the world?

The truth is scary, and it lies at the bottom of some the world's greatest tragedies.

Still confused, tune in to this week's episode and discover something you knew about, but probably never put words to. 

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The first cut is the deepest ...

... and in today's episode we're talking about the first cut. But not in the way you're probably thinking. We're talking about a pandemic that seems to affect the millennial male, almost exclusively.

The only question is, can you take a little blood? 

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What if we told you that the Human Race should be on the endangered species list?

We've been in denial for long enough.

It turns out that low sperm has been an increasing issue for the last several decades, and the problem is just getting worse. Is there any way to reverse the tide?

Find out in today's episode. 

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If you knew there was a danger of your kiddo getting hurt ...

... what would you do to stop it.

In today's episode, we're talking about a time when something was done to stop harm from happening to kids. But it turned out that the solution ended up being way worse than the harm being done in the first place.

And this new rule ended up affecting thousands of percentage points higher than the original harm was causing in the first place.

Tune in to find out if your kids are at risk.

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If you thought one reason to panic each week was too much, try 40.

This week, we polled our listeners for reasons to panic and we got TONS of responses. So, this week we going to try and get to all of them. From a silver shortage puking dogs, we cover a very wide array of reasons to panic.

Tune in for more!

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Have you ever created something amazing...

... only to have that thing break down or do something unexpected?

If you're like most people, the first thing you do is try to fix that thing; try to understand the problem and maybe try to fix it.

What if that thing you created started doing things on its own? Started to think for itself, and do things you didn't program it to do? It turns out, stuff like this happens all the time. But in today's episode, the implications are world-changing.

Tune in for more!

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You've seen it before...

... it happens all the time.

You buy something thinking it's one thing, only to discover it's something completely different. You were led astray from the beginning, and then, when it was said and done, you were left to pick up the pieces.

What happens when that thing you get is supposed to protect your health. So you purchase, thinking it will protect you the way you were told. Then, you find out later, that not only did it not protect you, but it could actually harm you significantly instead.

Now, not all wolves that masquerade as sheep are going to harm you in significant ways ... but it turns out a lot of these wolves have a very similar source.

So consider this episode a PSA of sorts, and tune in to find out just what kinds of wolves are out there ...

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Ever wondered why your nether-region itches every once and a while?

Have a small amount of bleeding out your backside?

It turns out, most of the time you have a bum-related issue, there's a singular reason, and this is a very uncomfortable source. Let's put it another way, the issue causing your itchy butt is like the headlice of the anus. It's something everyone knows about, but no one wants to admit they've had.

But, unlike lice, you've had this multiple times, and you're going to have it again.

Tune in to find out.

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Imagine a world with a horrific threat...

... one that leaves people scared and forces them to tuck themselves away, just to stay safe, for years.

Now imagine that threat is completely eradicated, or, at least it can be eradicated. The government comes out with a way to end the suffering and the trauma. Finally, after years of isolation, the citizens are promised a pathway that could lead them to a new and better normal.

The masses jump at the news, until they hear something from the first people exposed to the "end-the-suffering" treatment. This treatment, it turns out, is worse than the original threat.

Now, in this world, with the Coronavirus running rampant, a vaccine has come out. Keep in mind, we're not saying the vaccine is worse than H1N1, but, there have been some disturbing developments.

So, listen in and find out what's going on, in this week's episode of Reason to Panic.

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