This week, join Mary, Jayme and Jeremy as they take a slice out of “Wedding Cake Crasher” by Alexa Riley. Sugar is a curvaceous babe who sneaks into weddings specifically to steal her favorite thing: cake! Luckily for her, this most recent wedding is being attended by Hank, a good looking engineer who is secretly A VIOLENT NEANDERTHAL WHO CAN SHATTER DOORS WITH HIS BARE FISTS AND CHOKESLAMS A MAN THROUGH A TABLE.

Also, a man’s dick piercing get’s caught on a woman's IUD.