Deary me, what a whirlwind of a fortnight.

Not content with scoring a million away at Derby, we've only gone and scored a million against QPR, as well as buying a bloody stadium.

Yes, we have since lost to Millwall, but the Carabao Cup was not made for us, so we shan't dwell on that.

Settle back for your second Lamptey of the season with regulars Joey, Neil, Imogen and Dom.

All the best to yer.

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