In which we realize we'll probably never hit 700 home runs or score more 3-pointers than Smush Parker. Also, Ripper Collins? You idiot, you should've written the great American Novel instead of toiling in the minor leagues for 8 years you stupid loser.

John Wick rules John Wick forever.

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