This week Penny & Jim are patrolling the bridal salon — where the mirrors are dramatic and the opinions are louder than the zipper. 🚨👰
Here’s the law:
Start shopping 10–12 months out.
These gowns don't make themselves!
Bring 2–4 calm, loyal humans.
If they thrive on chaos, they can wait in the car.
And yes… arrests will be made.
Whose wedding is it anyway??? Because let’s be clear: as far as we are concerned: ONLY the bride is in charge.
Listen and SOUND OFF int he comments!!