Cue the Deliverance banjos--some psychologically damaged country bumpkins are up for some terrorizin'. Lucky for them, five teen horror movie archetypes are headed their way. And lucky for y'all, we cut out most of Summer's musings on Paris Hilton. So get comfy in your fave Juicy Couture tracksuit, grab your Motorola RAZR, and check out the movie that's been described as "terrible", "a very formulaic teen horror movie from the early 2000's", and ..."brave"...? Or save yourself some time and let us run you through it.