Da guys dig in to a veritable feast of blue vibes this week to chat a 5-0 victory over Orlando, NYCFC's es-Crep-e hatch, time travelin' Maxi, the Ojeda tornada', five-star service, redistricting Parks up to the line, and more. Plus: Tally up another Magnochat, and: a Colorado team making a rapids ascent. Don't sprint outside for the 65 degree weather: you've got Blue Balls.