Gorgeous work from the Pigeons this week has your boys in blue BUZZING after the 3-2 victory at home over DC United. Jake & Trey tackle absolute darts from Keaton Parks, Santi Rodriguez' true homecoming, and the eternal agony of foolish set piece goals in a short and sweet recap of a game that is slowly becoming typical of your 2023 NYCFC squad. Then: Press (fan media drama), Press (Christen), and Chess (four-dimensional in homegrown signing decisions). Plus: a hot little recap of a Houston fight with the Captain in the Back on international break. Put your phone in your back pocket instead -- you've got Blue Balls.