There are events in our lives that we only realize were incredibly influential long after they have ended. That has nothing to do with this episode, but I thought I'd try to hook you with something positive.

Brief overview: Rob forgets his own age; Steve reveals his bucket-list desk gadgets list; we debate whether the song is literal or figurative; we over-explain 7/4 time; we do one of our Mount Rushmore lists; somehow Metallica works their way into the chat...it's a mess, honestly. But we couldn't keep this conversation private! We're not MONSTERS!