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Every 9 year old has a magic dildo in the cupboardBOTH keys? at the same time?!?America’s next GuttenbergHold the drank!Tales from the salonHorror films: the good, the bad, and the KoreanMore name droppingAll we had was He-Man and we liked it“The Dad Rap”Sports!The doughnut incidentTee-ball is a shamThe rainbow parachuteSnatch the baconThe final Lucas retcon“Cops” comes to the ShireGandalf’s roadie yearsJust watching mah storiesChyna’s royal gang bangGuilty cartoon pleasuresRacist BatesMom’s Jedi mind tricksThe trials and tribulations of Big GuyLinks
“The Indian in the Cupboard”
“Superman III”
Steve Guttenberg
Purple drank
The foundation for unwed mothers
The master rapper tricks Fred
Still flappin’ the rainbow
Snatch the bacon
Chyna