Brigid and Kellie return to their podcasting roots with emergency coverage of Still Star-Crossed, Shondaland’s newest television property. We give a rundown of the many, many things we disliked about the pilot episode (up to 20:10), reminisce about our weird high school experiences (20:10 - 28:00), and recommend shows to watch instead of this one (30:25 - 37:20). To hear our other Shakespeare adaptation hot takes, jump back to Episode 14. To share your own Shakespeare adaptation hot takes, get at us on Twitter at @ItsHandledPod and rate/review us on iTunes.