This week:

- Taking the kids to see Disney On Ice and some of my anxiety.

- My wife, the firefighter.

- Update on Bob Saget death conspiracy stuff.

- Chuck E. Cheese and the East Side of Indy aren't fun.

- CNN sucks at covering war.

- Empty protests with pop music and vodka.

- Jerry Lewis was a jerk.

- Smoking is basically pornography now.

- The execs at Target catch up to the rest of us.