There's a diversity of springtime holidays on the horizon, and we're covering some songs about holiday inclusivity (and lack thereof)! By request, we take a listen to "The Christians and the Pagans", a 1990s Christmas/Solstice classic by Dar Williams, followed by "The War on Christmas", a YouTube-era satire by Hot Dad. Our ranking music in this episode is "The Ocean" by Dar Williams featuring John Prine. Thank you to Peter for these requests!