Today is a blessed day where we are all Rhuminus, although some Rhumini are more self-loathing than others. We discuss the horrors to child innocence that is jazz music, until a 70-ton crane breaks down in a ditch to catch our attention. Thankfully thousands of falcons come to the rescue, but need some love and care from human doctors in Qatar after so much effort (not a joke). Rhuminus asks the question of what animal should get sentience, because Planet of the Apes is getting old and needs some new blood.