Today is a blessed day where we are all Rhuminus, although some Rhumini are more self-loathing than others. We discuss the horrors to child innocence that is jazz music, until a 70-ton crane breaks down in a ditch to catch our attention. Thankfully thousands of falcons come to the rescue, but need some love and care from human doctors in Qatar after so much effort (not a joke). Rhuminus asks the question of what animal should get sentience, because Planet of the Apes is getting old and needs some new blood.

Jesus has reemerged as a terrifying beast of the sea whom Deion bashes for his rugged looks. The impending doom of the world gets our mind on all the weapons and brutality of man, which gets us thinking about things, until we think too hard into the legitimacy of conspiracy theories. We finish off our weekly babbling by deciding on our favorite conspiracy theories.

Rhuminus finally gets the crown he deserves while Nick desperately wants to talk about how Indiana Jones is the WORST archaeologist. We talk about great plagues across history, including the horrid one that would have taken Goku from us, if Trunks didn’t alter time. Nick then seizes the opportunity to talk about his sexy pokemon, then reads the uncomfortable room and changes topics to horrific taxidermy before we learn skills for the betterment of humanity.

Nick begins to talk about a broken rock in Japan that released an evil spirit before starting the roast of Rhuminus. After Nick and Deion sufficiently criticize his polygonal face, they torture him further with more discussion of Anime and how much of a closeted weeb he is. We somehow transition to video games to discuss what is the Dark Souls of 2D action-platformers until Matt commits Sudoku. In the end, we ask what we would do if we were being haunted.

We start off with a grand failure of 5 attempts to get the intro before Nick and Deion torture Rhuminus with an eternity of Digimon lore, beats, and evolutions that compose of sexy humans, jorts, and guns. Somehow we venture into horror movies, where Nick recounts his tale of an acid trip gone weird. We finish this week with a brutal question of dunking on each other and ourselves.

Nick makes everyone uncomfortable with his new favorite anime, Deion's computer decides that recording is too much work. Avocadoes get banned for 3 days and give millennials the slightest chance at home ownership. Matt can't figure out how to build a desk while Deion reminisces about his favorite voice actors from childhood cartoons. We say goodbye this week with about 7 questions, that pretty much all go unanswered.

Episode 26 uploaded.

Nick makes everyone uncomfortable with his new facorite anime, Deion's computer decides that recording is too much work. Avacadoes get banned for 3 days and give millennials the slightest chance at home ownership. Matt can't figure out how to build a desk while Deion reminisces about his favorite voice actors from childhood cartoons. We say goodbye this week with about 7 questions, that pretty much all go unanswered.

Nick subjects Matt and Deion to a dumb game and to a forum for weird questions.