Can we all take a deep breath about the Red Sox's pitching, please????

ALSO: I, the one and only @FitzyMoPena on Twitter, give YOU, the loyal listener, MY All-Star Game ballot. It features some obvious picks, some bold ones, and one outfielder who gave us one of the most infamous broadcasting moments in the modern era.

If you disagree with me, yell on me on Twitter @FitzyMoPena. Yell at me if you agree with me, too! I could use the yelling! Help wake me up in the morning!

Opening song is "Baseball" by Hippo Campus, closing song is "Mr. Blue Sky" by ELO. Have fun having that stuck in your head all day!