So I finally got a bloody nose. 33 years old and finally got one. Sounds weird....but a pretty exciting thing for me. Jess goes through the reasons why Florida is the best state according to some poll, and then we try and find an Illinois one. Lets just say Florida wins hands down. Thus reaffirming......DON'T MOVE TO ILLINOIS!! We find out that Mikey Poo has never had Chipotle, and even more shocking....Taco Bell too! I couldn't live without Taco Bell. Jess does her news, and starts with a guy that has three balls. Screw that! It's hard enough having two! She then talks about what people in different states are searching for in porn. Seems that the #1 for all states is some chick named Lisa Anne. She must be a freak! Would you drink a goat brain beer? Apparently someone brewed that for the Walking dead finale. Gross! Our #1 caller Terry calls in. We discuss thing that women think turn us on, but us men actually hate them. So don't touch my damn nipples! Matt talks about a blind and deaf girl that gets a cochlear implant. The footage is pretty freaking powerful. In that conversation, I talk about the weird blind guy that I knew as a teen. And if you've ever watched family guy....he was pretty much Herbert! Pretty weird situation now that I talk about it 20 years later! And we close the show with conversation killers. It was a pretty funny show, and actually kinda intelligent. You might learn something in this one!!