Well I've finally cut episode 43! Everything is coming to an end so shit is crazy hectic lately. But the move and transition is only 3 weeks away, and then hopefully we can get these shows going again. We started the show with that ALS challenge. Which by now I think is pretty obsolete. But man....it was HUGE when we did it. Shows how long ago we did this show. So it's been a crazy news time lately. We talk about all of the rioting going on. Ahhhhh....that takes me back to the LA days! Jess does her news stories, which include National Topless Day. Why isn't every day topless day? OBAMA!!!! We talk about the Napa earthquake, which is a complete tragedy. I mean, I don't really care about the damage to buildings....but all that awesome wine destroyed forever....terrible! Jess talks about pickpocketing bees and tape worms. We talk about the Mexican CEO who changed his company to a 4 day work week, and says it's the best thing ever!  Jess has a huge storm roll through, and you can hear crazy thunder throughout the show. Sounds like Armageddon going off. We touch on the beheadings that are unfortunate going on in the news, and how these barbarians need to be dealt with. And we finish the show discussing a friend Jess and I met, who happens to be a gay pastor. We discuss if we could go to a church where the pastor is gay. This will probably be the last show for a bit. Once the dust settles with everything, we'll be back. But probably will be a little different of a show. As always, thanks to those of you who have listened despite the hiccups we're currently having.

We're back.....kinda! And trading out old problems for new ones. Uggghh! So with all the crazyness going on for every member of this show at the moment, there's having to be a little restructuring at the moment so in the interim until I move (42 more days!), we will try but probably will not be able to do a show weekly. We're hoping to have a bi-weekly show until my move is final. Just too hectic of schedules for now. I completely re-did my laptop in hoping to get the audio jump fixed, which it's seemed to have fixed! But now....in this episode being the first one done with a new laptop, the goddam audio just decides to randomly mute us in the middle of a conversation. So I cut all the silence out, problem is you miss the comedy gold! Courtney was on this episode as she was visiting Jess in Florida. If you don't know who she is, she was one of the original 5. And also guest starring was Matt's loud ass washing machine. I'm surprised there's any clothes left after that jet engine in there is done whipping those clothes around! Steve was also back to guest appeared on our show which is always welcome. And debuting was Black God. He's a work in progress. Jess and Courtney talk about their awesome bacon fest that they went on. And I'm really jealous. We talk about the Country Thunder trip we went on. And our "Fucking Diack!" incident along with Troy's trip wire around our camp. Of course of audio starts kicking out right then......so freaking aggravating. Matt talks about his making out with a Great Dane. He needs to stop doing that.....he's losing his lips! Then we talk about the whole Robin Williams thing. Which is very sad. But we more focus on what depression actually is, call it our PSA episode if you will. We made it a quick episode. One because it the girls had to leave for the airport and two, because my fucking audio went out! But we're back....kinda! We did another episode as well that I'll put out next week. Haven't heard it yet....but there better be audio!Matt....stop making out with dogs!Mikey....you too!

I'm ready to throw it all in the river! The sound sucks now that we're relying on Skype. And I'm working on a fix. So apologize that this episode sounds terrible due to technical difficulties. Which is a shame because I finally get my neighbor Scot on as a guest. I also have to preface that us guys were smoking and BBQing all day, so a little buzzed for the show. I begin the show on how Archie, you know....the old innocent Archie and Jugghead comic....dies. And just the fact that he dies is strange to me, but how he dies is even weirder for that type of comic. Jess makes fun of Mike and all his Under Armor clothes. I'm still not convinced on that wicking material. My dogs then of course act up, for pretty much the entire show. They're terrible terrible creatures! I talk about how Maggie caused me to burn my damn hand off. We debate on whether or not crazy is hereditary, and can you pass off your crazyness to your kids. We bring the show down with the shot down Malaysian airline, but with the happy ukulele playing in the background....it doesn't sound so bad! Jess does her news stories, of which includes some lady burning down her house to kill a spider. And I end the show interviewing Scot, who is the lead guitarist of the band None Will Fall. I'm jealous of the rock star life, so I completely have to live vicariously though his stories. It was awesome to finally get him on. Now go buy his shit!http://www.allmusic.com/album/divided-we-stand-mw0001672858

I have no idea what this one was about!

Uugghhh.....how to describe this one. Hmm.  Well.....we made it to the big 4-0!!! We are now an old ass show! And probably our last show for sure. Podcast police will be at our door after this one!! It was hot as balls doing this show since my AC is now broken. The heat must've gotten to our heads. So we start the show with a recording from the nerd radio show that Jess and I called in on. If you don't remember, listen to last week's show. Well, one of the guys on the show got a wrong phone call while being piss drunk, and I play the confrontation. We then try and figure out how we can use the same spoof app to make people randomly call someone. This could be fun! We talk about the first time we did something where we knew THAT was the moment we were going to hell. I have too many moment now that I think of it. We talk about whether or not we've watched porn with a person of the opposite sex. I have not....and I'm still curious of that "process". If you make it this far.....you'll learn about the puppet show. And you'll wish you had not! Mikey Poo tells us his porn watching with a girl fiasco. Then someone calls in with, I believe, the name Phil McCrackin. Lemme just say, weirdest call. AND I had a hard time recovering on with the show after the call. Matt talks about a study that says that having a TV in the bedroom ups the ol' sexy time. Which I totally disagree with. We try to determine how many calories are burned during sex. Then we do a celebratory shot for now being over the hill. And rather than drink it, Jess shoots it out her nose!! And Mike and I play "eat the cherry". Moonshine cherries are a terrible idea by the way. Then a caller calls in and asks whether he should do a girl with Herpes. Then after him, Phil McCrackin is back on! After those crazy callers, we end the show. Can't compete after that. It's been a fun ass 40 shows though. Hopefully the podcast police don't breakdown my door and throw my equipment in the river. If they do, look for the new podcast called Perogies and Tacos Dumb Ass Internet Radio Show. Or PTDAIRS. Not as flowing as CHIPS, but it'll do!Man.....vodka out the nose has GOTTA burn!!

I know it's been a while since we've done an actual episode. We finally we're able to do one with Jess actually home and in the studio. We start the intro's with my favorite new drop and it's Mikey's drop. It's awesome!! We talk about the show Silicon Valley. I haven't seen it but the segment I play on it totally makes me have to go start! Anything that can take jerking 800 guys to a mathematical equation is "genius"! We do Jess's news stories and learn that smelling farts makes you healthier. I still contend that mine definitely would not make you healthier. We also learn that an apple makes women......lubricated. And we watch the new fad that is cracking me up.....the random "F#ck her right in the p##sy" being found on billboards and news segments. And we end with some auto-tune fun. We hear what Brittany Spears sounds like without her saving tool. Reminds me of that Simpsons episode where they break the auto-tune during a boy-band concert and they sound terrible. It was a quick episode but we wanted to get two in so that we had Jess her for our "over the hill" 40th show!

Yup.....another one of these!

This one ended funny. The only problem is my computer started stuttering. I think I've figured out the cause, and it seems to stutter my audio anytime I pull up a web page. So just warning of that. The second warning, if you were offended by last weeks show, you may be in this one too. If Mormon Jesus offends you, you've been warned! I start the show with a Maggie update, and my getting robbed drama. And how I always seem to get robbed on the premiere of Americas God Talent. I play a clip of me being on a radio show. The News Junkie is the show on real radio 104.1. Good show so try it out sometime. Of course it's not as good as us though! Then Matt surprise shows up and joins in. We talk about our trip to Orlando and how fun it was. Which gets me in a tirade over no one speaking English there. I weep for the future of what's left of this country. Mike and I talk about our weird weekend adventure. I don't know how him and I get into these situations! Jess does her news stories, which includes a guy in a wood chipper and reasons for sexting! I creep everyone out trying to figure out how we came to be. You know, like why you're parents fornicated that day and made you. Think about it!! We discuss whether it's a good thing that Sting is not giving his money to his kids. Does it produce better children when they have to work for things. Then we get to the sacralicious part. We talk about getting a beer with Jesus. And what that situation would be like. In trying to go through this senario, I start wondering what he would look like. And the whole topic changes to Mormon Jesus. Which is not the Middle Eastern looking Jesus. That would make too much sense seeing is how he would have been in the middle east. Instead, Mormon Jesus is blonde with blue eyes! He looks like Jaime Lannister from Game of Thrones. And now I'm waiting for the lightning to strike me dead! Sorry again for stuttering. Makes me so mad!!Jaime Lannister JesusMormon Jesus

Getting close to that big 4 0!! So I had a weird week. My dog Maggie had a stroke, and my ear drum ruptured for no apparent reason. So I start off the show with that "fun" bit of information.  Since I wasn't prepared for this show because of my drama week, we start off with Jess's news stories, that include a condom that just goes on the tip, which will never work, and a serial tickler. So look out! He may tickle you!  For some reason we talk about fundies. Remember those? We talk about wet dreams, which I apparently seem the only one whose gone through puberty, because no one else has had one! We debate on whether or not it was right that some churches giving prizes to get people in to go. I think that's very wrong.  We were watching the hockey game while doing it, so we celebrate when they the Hawks win. Mikey Poo asks our favorite doin it position and place.  And we end the show with Matt's song this week. Which all I can say is....what the fuck was that?!