This one ended funny. The only problem is my computer started stuttering. I think I've figured out the cause, and it seems to stutter my audio anytime I pull up a web page. So just warning of that. The second warning, if you were offended by last weeks show, you may be in this one too. If Mormon Jesus offends you, you've been warned! I start the show with a Maggie update, and my getting robbed drama. And how I always seem to get robbed on the premiere of Americas God Talent. I play a clip of me being on a radio show. The News Junkie is the show on real radio 104.1. Good show so try it out sometime. Of course it's not as good as us though! Then Matt surprise shows up and joins in. We talk about our trip to Orlando and how fun it was. Which gets me in a tirade over no one speaking English there. I weep for the future of what's left of this country. Mike and I talk about our weird weekend adventure. I don't know how him and I get into these situations! Jess does her news stories, which includes a guy in a wood chipper and reasons for sexting! I creep everyone out trying to figure out how we came to be. You know, like why you're parents fornicated that day and made you. Think about it!! We discuss whether it's a good thing that Sting is not giving his money to his kids. Does it produce better children when they have to work for things. Then we get to the sacralicious part. We talk about getting a beer with Jesus. And what that situation would be like. In trying to go through this senario, I start wondering what he would look like. And the whole topic changes to Mormon Jesus. Which is not the Middle Eastern looking Jesus. That would make too much sense seeing is how he would have been in the middle east. Instead, Mormon Jesus is blonde with blue eyes! He looks like Jaime Lannister from Game of Thrones. And now I'm waiting for the lightning to strike me dead! Sorry again for stuttering. Makes me so mad!!Jaime Lannister JesusMormon Jesus