I'm still struggling getting through days at the moment, so

trying to be able to get to editing these shows has been pretty tough. So I apologize

for the delay with this one.I'm not sure how to start with this one. It's weird to see

how are show has evolved, especially if it's three of us, for some reason it

turns from fart jokes to kinda serious. Don't worry there's plenty of fart

jokes too. But I think this is probably our most offensive episode. We start

the show with the Game of Thrones intro, just cause we're all totally into the

show right now. Mikey Poo is out of this episode, but Matt and I do a show with

Jess Skyping in Florida. And so of course she's making fun of "us"

Illinoisians. I talk about my impacted bowel issue I had. I've never been so

scared taking a shit. Matt talks about his Mother's Day spent calling 911. We

get in a little climate change debate again. Don't worry, this one was fast. We

talk about the story with Five Finger Death Punch in a concert in Fort Myers.

After you hear about it, was the band in the wrong or was the dad? Or was

anyone in the wrong or are we all just pussies? That gets us on topic of what

was the last thing that offended you? Think about it. And if you can remember,

if it was from anything other than something someone personally close to you

did or said, then you are the problem with why everything is so pussified. And

you should DEFINITELY not listen to this episode. We talk about why stereotypes

come to be, and do you get angry being generalized.  We then take a break for our sponsor and to

get off the negativity. Jess starts her news stories. Our new town we moved to

is in the news, for a racist beer pong game. Other stories include vagina

inspections and shitting on slides. Jess reads off some of the best Cards

Against Humanity answers. Man......these make my cry laugh. I talk about how I

actually went to the doctor, and how it was a waste of time just like every

time I go. We debate on whether or not we are smarter than the average

American, and does money indicate how smart you are. We have a beer of the week

and Jess closes the show with the song of the week. We're still working out the

kinks with Skype, but I think it was a pretty good show. Thanks for listening.

Again, shitty week what with being robbed and all, so no idea what's on this. But you know the drill by now. Think it's got some talking about sticking stuff up stuff.

So I'm prefacing this episode in that I have not been able to edit it. Week from hell is an understatement with my dog having a stroke and some fucking asshole stealing my wallet. I just haven't had time. But I wanted to get this episode up. This was the first episode with Jess in Florida, so she was on through Skype. And we had Mikey's new girlfriend, Jamie, on the show. I'm not really sure what all we talked about since I haven't edited it yet. But I just remember an 8 legged goat and a creepy story about my mom's old boss. I've attached links if any listeners become interested in the tragedy. Because I'm sure with my terrible story telling skills, I completely botched the story. http://murderpedia.org/female.C/c/caro-socorro.htmhttp://articles.latimes.com/2001/aug/23/local/me-37438

Well I finally did it, at almost 100 episodes in. I finally conquered my fears and did a two man show with Matt, who is now a pro at it since he's done two now! Matt and I were watching the Blackhawks game and talking about his and Mikey Poo's episode, and how I never could get the guts to do one. So he said "Let's do one!". Jess is now in Florida, and was out with her friends. But she does call in at the beginning from a bar to fill us in. We talk about our moving horrors. Man I'm glad that's all done with.....for now! Somehow we talk about how smart octopuses are. Matt plays a video of the Russian guy going on a virtual roller coaster on that Oculus Rift thingy. It's pretty funny watching this guy totally freak out. We talk some space talk. Matt has me play this creepy as band. Who must obviously be devil worshipers. Which really ends up weirding me out. And we try and figure out why that is given my thoughts on all that spiritual stuff. And we have an actual commercial now, which you will hear. It actually ended up being a fun show despite my fear. And it must have been, because we just planned on doing a 30 minute short show!

Well the time has finally come and we're moving to Florida this week. But I'm coming back for a bit before I'm a permanent Floridian. So this is the send off episode for Jess. So we had a couple guests on the show--Jess's best friend Niki, who was on in the last episode, and her boyfriend Ish. We start the show with Jess's news stories. Involving lizards going up weens and people sticking guns up their twizzles. Jess goes over the different types of hang overs and we learn a little science about drinking. We are the #1 most scientific podcast. We listen to what happens when a telemarketer forgets to hang up their phone, and sings to her pet. It's pretty damn funny. You all know you sing to your pets too!!! I start to talk about the rudest things we're all doing on a daily bases. Farting came in to play, and then took over! We have our beer of the week and toast Jess's move. We talk about whether or not it's ok to talk to someone while they're peeing. We end the show with 20 80's remakes that are coming out. It's too many remakes if you ask me. What happened to originality people?!?! It was a fun show, and always fun to have guests on. Thanks for listening. And good luck to Jess!

All I can say is just listen to this one. Been dying to post this b-sides. Jess finally wakes up and man....she's like a one woman comedy show!

I've been excited to post this one. We all went to get tattoos together and then did a show after to talk about it. Only Mikey Poo wasn't on this one. Instead, we had a special guest, Niki, who we had been trying to get on the show for a while. We talk about the tattoos of course. And talk about some pretty crazy drama that happened about a block from me. For once it was exciting living in a degenerate ghetto! And we're changing our show to Boobs podcast, with hosts Nipple and Aureola. We're going to morning radio shock jocking! Jess does the news stories. Somewhere in there, we take a break. And as we're coming back from the break, famous last words spoken by Jess was "Oh man, I poured a lot of Vodka!". As she's going on with the news, you hear the moment it hits, and it's pretty damn funny. It's pretty much in mid sentence! She talks about how supposedly, alcohol free bars are the new rage. Which is crazy to me. Who want's to go to a bar sober. That's like going to a steak house for a salad! We talk about video of a skydiver almost getting knocked out of the sky by an asteroid. I explain the horrors I learned about piercing people from what our tattoo guy explained to me. And it's pretty damn nasty! Jess goes over a list of the worst beers, and I'm happy to say that Bud Light beat out Miller for the worst! Take that Budweiser! Jess talks about how as we get older, we seem to just wish our life away. At least I think that's what she was talking about. She had the hiccups pretty bad, so we try and help her get rid of them. It was a lost cause! I think she falls asleep around this time. So now Mikey Poo can tease her about this. I think Matt is the only one left to not pass out on a show yet! Matt shows us a video of a guy freaking out in the new virtual reality gaming system. There's no way I could play that. I can barely play regular games without scream jumping! We close the show with a website I found called tiii.me. If you're ever bored, go on there. You can find out how much TV you have watched. I'm almost up to a year!! It's pretty addicting. And we end the show with my new favorite emo son by Echo and the Bunnyman. Killing time!! There's a group pic of all of us with our tattoos. But I don't have it so here's some pics that are on my phone. I'll post our group one once I can find it.

More B-Sides. Can't want for next weeks. It's freaking hilarious!

So I finally got a bloody nose. 33 years old and finally got one. Sounds weird....but a pretty exciting thing for me. Jess goes through the reasons why Florida is the best state according to some poll, and then we try and find an Illinois one. Lets just say Florida wins hands down. Thus reaffirming......DON'T MOVE TO ILLINOIS!! We find out that Mikey Poo has never had Chipotle, and even more shocking....Taco Bell too! I couldn't live without Taco Bell. Jess does her news, and starts with a guy that has three balls. Screw that! It's hard enough having two! She then talks about what people in different states are searching for in porn. Seems that the #1 for all states is some chick named Lisa Anne. She must be a freak! Would you drink a goat brain beer? Apparently someone brewed that for the Walking dead finale. Gross! Our #1 caller Terry calls in. We discuss thing that women think turn us on, but us men actually hate them. So don't touch my damn nipples! Matt talks about a blind and deaf girl that gets a cochlear implant. The footage is pretty freaking powerful. In that conversation, I talk about the weird blind guy that I knew as a teen. And if you've ever watched family guy....he was pretty much Herbert! Pretty weird situation now that I talk about it 20 years later! And we close the show with conversation killers. It was a pretty funny show, and actually kinda intelligent. You might learn something in this one!!