Does Maryland even have fingers? I thought it did... I don't know I briefly looked at a map after this and it looked mega different than the last time I saw Maryland on a map. Weird.
Does eternity depend on your size? But your size only matters when you have something of a different size to compare it to.... right? Does that matter when Mr. F snaps and the sound wave from his fingers travels 3 and a half meters across the room to Ms. F? What about the microscopic things floating in the air between Mr. and Ms. F??? Does the sound wave obliterate those things or pick them up along the way? And do those things even have brains or something that can even comprehend what is happening? Do those things know what language is? Do they need to understand our language or can they perceive on some other level. Ay yi yi. 
What a stupid STUPID name for some kind of triad of fitness-ey things. Sounds more like a game involving a tumbling tower of rectangular blocks than a place to get strong and healthy or whatever. Screw that.
And how bout that name of that crossword puzzle creator? 
Give it up for Cubby and trying to imitate a WD-40 can. 
This is the best episode ever so far.
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