🍷🍷Laudanum: Once hailed as the "Poor Child's Nurse," it's no longer just for Bright's Disease! Use laudanum with wild abandon to cure insomnia, headaches, menstrual cramps, and treat colicky babies! (do not use Laudanum if you are currently experiencing psychotic breaks or experience an erection to terrible old timey written pornography. Laudanum may induce murderous tendencies and should not be taken in conjunction with alcohol.) See your doctor or pharmacist to see if Laudanum is right for you!