The Keck experiment detects a new prophetic message from galaxy M87, leading to the return of an old station member. 

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A group of four-year-olds were trying very hard to get accustomed to school. The biggest problem they faced was the teacher didn’t like baby-talk. “You need to use big people words” she was always saying. 

“John, what did you do over the weekend?”

“I went to visit my Nana.”

“No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use ‘big people’ words!” she then asked Mitchell what he had done.

“I took a ride on a choo-choo.”

“No! You took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use ‘big people’ words,” she said.  She then asked Alex what he had done. 

“I read a book,” he replied.

“That’s WONDERFUL!” the teacher said. “What book did you read?”

Alex thought very hard, then said very loud and very happy with himself “Winnie the SHIT!”