Lauren was in charge of "frogger" at kindergarten field day, and a kid grabbed her chest; little boys can't stop scratching down there; the corn vat; random business ideas; is it okay for admin. to paddle a very misbehaved student? Does it actually deter bad behavior? What should a parent do if their kid spits at a teacher? Where are the truancy officers? What is the "Teachers' Bill of Rights" and will it actually be adhered to? Old discipline and late policies that actually worked; the only way to get rid of bullies; why boys bully girls they like; is there anyone who didn't have a traumatic middle school experience? What if adults acted like middle schoolers?

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