IT'S BIRTHDAY BOY'S CHOOOOIICCCE

Ian's birthday is this week, and so he's choosing the songs! And he's going for top 100 candidate kinda shit with the (mostly) touching lyrics of "Grateful for Christmas" by Hayes Carll and the (totally) smooth sounds of "I Dream of Christmas" by Norah Jones.

This episode's ranking music is "Purple Snowflakes" by Marvin Gaye.