Hey there friends and weirdos! This week we begin our long and absurd journey into the world of Project Monarch and the celebrities that are supposedly mind-controlled by Monarch's shadowy agents. Are beloved celebrities like Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, and Jay Z programmed to act on behalf of the secret, evil cabal that runs the world from behind the scenes? Or is this whole conspiracy actually decades-long fallout from the Satanic Panic of the 1980s? We discuss all this and more!