Knee deep into Leo season, Brigid and Kellie present a universal taxonomy of Cancer personalities. Highlights include an aesthetic analysis of George W. Bush’s paintings (13:25 - 14:35), even more NFL conspiracy theories (34:15 - 36:00), and our Coughlin Headlines of the Week (01:05:20 - 01:11:20). To yell at us for our lateness, talk to us on Twitter at @ItsHandledPod and rate/review us on iTunes.