As Sam sang, “March Madness Never Ends, Whoa-Oh!” Welcome to our Romance Tropes Bracket episode. If you’re a secret billionaire-slash-prince, speak up.

Featuring: Like Freezing to Death, Fire Me Who Cares!, Tickle the Tummy, Fuck Off Christopher, It Could Go All The Way, McConaughey Blindness, French With Spanish Subtitles, I’m Fake Dating Til I Die, and It Was Porn.