OMG, Jessi’s babysitting an extremely minor celebrity! Also, she gets a bit freaked out about ballet and wonders if the modelling industry would be a less toxic environment. Meanwhile, we review a disappointing nun cemetery.

On today’s agenda: Jessi absorbs the lingering Stacey vibes; bizarre vinyl collections we have known; we find out too much about esteemed critic AN Wilson; Janine sources regional cakes on the dark web; our beef with Starlight Express fandom continues apace; gymkhana drama; everyone remembers when a dog came into the school; Claudia solves all Derek’s problems and gets zero credit for it; spectacularly unethical linguistics research; unforgivable breaches of TV etiquette; upsetting sandwich concepts; an elegy for the prizes in cereal boxes.

Our theme song is "The Incredible Shrinking Larry" by Matt Oakley and "Big Band Jingle A" is by Lobo Loco, both on the Free Music Archive.

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