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Dave's ex-girlfriend taught him early that divorce is never the answer. Better to live in misery.

Matt can't handle boys. Also, his daughter wanders onto a merry-go-round of the future, where every child on it can be crushed at once.

Todd's going to Italy. Will the food there be safe?

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