Mr. Fitxit

Episode 32 - “We’re Trying to Get Pregnant” (an analysis of humans at social gatherings casually telling you they are regularly ejaculating in their spouses’ vaginal canals)


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ZAIREEKA! Honestly y’all … I’ve read nerd ass critics say it’s terrible but I’ll tell ya….. you and your friends get your pupils dilated AF and get a 50 pound Dell laptop from 2001 and someone’s old boom box… and some other CD players from eBay or whatever …. And boyyyy I’ll tell ya… it’s cool for a few minutes. But I’m happy to have done it a few times.
Hey… seriously tho… why are grownass adults going around telling ppl but not telling them they’re just blasting off into their wives’ vags? “We’re trying to get pregnant.” Ummmmmmmm ok? Thanks for sharing I guess? Thanks for putting this image in my head? It was awkward enough before you shared this information to a room full of people who don’t want to hear this…. Although I seem to be the only one whose brain goes there? Get outta here that’s BULLSHHHIMT. 
Hey… what kind of idiot store manager (or whoever decides where to put fruity pebbles cereal bars in which aisles at stores) decides to put one kind of fruity pebble cereal bar in the aisle with crap like vitamins n “protein cookies” and another kind of fruity pebbles cereal bar in an aisle like 200 feet away from the other fruity pebble cereal bars? Sometimes I think I’m an idiot… but I’m relieved and also further upset when I notice there’s people doing better off than I am making stupid decisions like this.
I thought this episode was gonna be boring but holy crap it’s the best one yet. Let’s drive slowly over some pedestrians while blaring the quad citiy DJs yall WOO ooo WOOOOO!!!!!
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Mr. & Ms. F

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