If I’ve written an episode description, I’ve written it 33 times. Why in the name of a Jeopardy contestant’s HOA meeting would anyone ever say, “if I told you once I told you a thousand times”???? What a bogus If/Then statement. Pretty sure MS Excel would give you a big fat #VALUE! Or #REF! for that….
Speaking of which, was that MS Excel joke “nerdy”???
I’m def fed up with jock-nerds who are all nerdy about jock things. Bro… I watch SPEEDRUN videos of KIDS playing NINTENDO 64 games when I can’t sleep and I probably clean n jerk more than you AND I just ran 10 miles yesterday…. And I’m NOT a nerd about Jock bullshimt!!! 
Hey… I don’t want anyone to think we meant to imply Kenny G isn’t creative. How could he not be.
Have y’all ever made a tin foil canoe?
Seems less wasteful than those “structures” Ms. F was making and gettin last place but still going to Orlando to WASTE MORE FOOD AND GLUE IT TOGETHER!!!! At least no one could have EATEN a FOIL CANOE FULL OF WASHERS IN A KIDDIE POOL IN AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL PARKING LOT!!!!!!!
Love,
Mr. & Ms. F