This story, "When the Little Blond Shark Went Visiting," runs a lot like Ferris Bueller's Day Off, if Ferris Bueller was a shark and went out to meet a lot of shark kings and came back as royalty. You might be able to pick up some new one-on-one combat moves if you listen closely, in case you and your posse ever need to get into fisticuffs.

Suggested talking points: The End of all Stories, Mystery Fairytale Theater 3000, Italian Thriller Flash Mobs, Zeus v. Ra, Goat 2, King Chants, Magna Chum Laude, King Posse, Secret Bisection Technique, DEFCON Shark, Urinary Expertise, Crab Euphemisms, Luscious Shark Locks, Ferris Bull Shark’s Day Off, Sesame City

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