Wakey wakey, Upper East Podcasters. The tea is served up, ready and piping hot for your drinking pleasure! First up, the Bart Bass will is read, and we find out the eternal question of Who is the Boss? Spoiler: it's not Tony Danza. Will Blair be at Chuck's side, or cast aside by the other Bass? And what of Lily and Rufus? Will their road trip to find their son land them finding something else along the way? Will Dan ever tell Serena? Or will she find out from a secret source? And will Jenny stop stalking Eric and Jonathan? We'll never tell...