Get Folked finds its spiritual home in a half-built bungalow as Andy and Ed record this week’s episode, along with their first ever very special guests, in and among the high art, fine stud-work, and academic records of Andy’s family.

The guests shirk off their alter-egos and flex their intellectual muscles on topics such as the "Sacred Heart" and how it can be used to win the love of a lady, the bogs of Ireland and what the f*%k we are doing there, the dangers of teaching children how to read, and the mating rituals of crows.

Andrew's time in Ireland continues and his recent days of treasure hunting at home net him memories of heart-felt mis-spellings from past pupils, a confrontation with what a bold boy 14-year-old Andrew was, and some good advice from mischievous puppets on what not to stick into a cup of tea.

And Ed offers up the definitive telling of the infamous "Great Trumpet Larceny of 2003" and, in true tragic style, uses it as a moral tale on why some mothers cannot be trusted.

It's all in Episode 33 of the Get Folked podcast. Come have a listen. What's the worst that can happen.

P.S: This episode also includes a graphic audio clip of crows getting it on quite loudly. Enjoy.

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