Hey there friends and weirdos! This week we brought river monster expert Garrett to discuss a couple monstrous, river-dwelling cryptids. Does a massive, two-headed snapping turtle lurk in the murky waters of the Monongahela? Is he accompanied by a half-man, half-fish hybrid? What about a monstrous salamander? Which of these cryptids are in a polyamorous throuple? We discuss all this and so much more!