"Where did you come from? Where did you go?"

- We dissect the wisdom of King Solomon and Nobody recalls a story about a baby from reddit.

- Ben thinks it’s too easy to walk into hospitals.

- Nobody ends up in the hospital and has her UGG boots stolen.

- Ben recommends buying an apartment for the masculinity bonus.

- We revisit the ‘base system’ and propose an alternative ‘sex star’ system instead.

- Ben thinks the bunny ears shoe tying technique just needs an adult rebrand.