Heavens to Betsy! Old Josiah Crowley promised to leave his fortune to a wide assortment of nice people, then left it to the worst people ever! If only there was a second will that left everything to nice people! Can plucky girl detective Nancy Drew save the day, armed only with advanced boat-repair skills, a vast amount of societal privilege, and a heroic capacity for eavesdropping?

Today's hot gossip in River Heights: how to do laundry on the go; exciting new developments in wardrobe technology; a world without professional ethics; hot old men of genre fiction; furniture criminals and teapot heists; a tantalising glimpse of cinnamon cake; the surprising similarities between Nancy Drew and Jack Reacher; exploding boats all the way down.

Our theme song is "Jazzy Detective" by John Bartmann and "Big Band Jingle A" is by Lobo Loco, both on the Free Music Archive.

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