This week on WTFolklore, we read two vastly different versions of The Legend of the Hero, Menesk, which both purport to be true accounts. Shockingly, Astoundingly, and with great effort, we DO manage to make both accounts true simultaneously. All we had to do was tear open a TIME HOLE.

Suggested talking points: The "English" to "Why-is-this-happening" Translation, The Story Equivalent of Peripheral Vision, Caked Too Hard, George Washington's Buff Boy Ethos, Justify Our Timehole

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