Hey there friends and weirdos! This week we explore three stories of truly bizarre and un-classifiable aliens. Did weird, saluting, block-headed blob men land in a school teacher's backyard on a winter evening? Did two Japanese schoolchildren encounter wrinkly, fanged vampire-like extraterrestrials? And did a Canadian miner run afoul of three insectoid, cyclopean entities that commanded him to enact a sinister plot? And finally - can we build the perfect alien by throwing together some weird shapes and stuff? All this and more!