This week on WTFolklore, we read pull the ripcord on an Emergency Rutabaga Bomb, and dip back into Carl Sandburg's Rootabaga Tales, to read through How They Broke Away to go to the Rootabaga Country. Yes, "rutabaga" is spelled wrong on purpose. Prepare to learn a lot more than you ever cared to know about the gestation of Clowns.

Suggested talking points: Turn the Doorknob so the Whimbus May Touch Your Eyes, Weird Creepy Parrots With Grass Hair, Icky Ticket, A Train Kiss, Thriving Balloon Economy, Santa Claus Skin Cells

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