Hey there friends and weirdos! This week Nile tells us the story of the Van Meter Visitor, a bizarre pterodactyl-esque cryptid that terrorized small-town Iowa for five days! What sort of arcane ability allows a giant, winged humanoid to produce a bright, blinding light from a horn on its head? Was the town of Van Meter justified in collapsing a huge mine in their backyard to try and combat the creature? Where does the Visitor rank on the cryptid power rankings, à la Super Saiyan power levels? All this and more!