Welcome back! Long time, no talk. It's been so long, Todd forgot Dave was on the show.

Todd just got back from Italy, where he had a delightful lunch in Sienna where people abuse horses. And out of 70 kids who went with him, he only had to leave one behind! Aside from the lighter trip back to the states, Todd also discusses the "pay as you go" bathrooms.

Dave talks of a fake Darth Maul Netflix trailer that looked amazing, and then discusses the mean practical jokes he used to play on his parents. The new Star Wars (Rogue One) teaser looks amazing, but the diminishing returns of happiness are already being felt by all.

Dave's kids don't know how to act at parties. In hindsight, this is probably because their father doesn't either.

Matt's daughter's art abilities are de-escalating, reverting back to the talents of a toddler. Matt turns to the dads to help turn his shame into triumph.

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