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As some already know--don't read too much into the title.  We didn't really have a topic going into this one, so if you like the Ascertainers for our ability to rapidly shift from topic to topic with limited redeeming value on any of them--you're going to like this one.  If not, maybe sit this one out.  Now you want to listen on curiosity alone.  Is this milk bad?  Gimme that!

• Jim's brother, Jeff joins us again--he gets cut off quite a bit
• Dryer turkey reference
• Rice/Chow Mein
• Mark's movie review: Napoleon
• Roundabouts
• Radio Game
• Errors & Omissions
• Marcus Welby, MD
• Newt's Promo--Mark does not make it easy
• Jim finally interrupts himself
• Future sponsor--Adderall
• Wong's Shrimp Balls
• St Anthony MN rice > Japanese rice
• Green bean debate
• Mini Golf shenanigans
• Spam facts

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